As users and citizens, we are constantly encouraged by tech giants and governments to disclose data. Leaky signals, leaky compression algorithms, leaky network packets, leaky categories, leaky tiny faces, and leaky tiny activity records leak to ask who makes sure that leaks are not okay, who captures leaks, how leaks become weapons, and who kills leaks to prevent solidarity. In the video essay, promiscuous machines and lustful instances of government are highlighted as systemic vulnerabilities.